What do you do with a degree in English?

I'm a huge huge fan of graphjam. One of the graphs from today caught my eye:




And it got me thinking... A good number of readers here have an MA in Creative Writing, or at least a BA or BS in English. So what to you think? What do you do with a degree in English? (and ignore the Avenue Q song, ok?)

Here's my take on how much you make as an author:




(I know, I know, not a true diagram that actually makes sense, but it does make sense, so yeah.